Welcome to the Finest Working Beet Farm in the Eastern Seaboard
Schrute Farms has been in the Schrute family for nine generations. We raise beets, we grow beets, we are beets. Our bed and breakfast offers the authentic Pennsylvania German experience — communal bathrooms, straw mattresses, and beet-infused everything.
Ranked #1 on Trip Advisor for "most memorable", "most unique", and "will not return but cannot forget."
Book Your Stay — If You DareOur Offerings
All packages include unlimited beet-based meals and a mandatory farm tour.
The Hay Loft Suite
Sleep where generations of Schrutes have slept. Authentic straw bedding. Shared outhouse. Stars visible through the roof — by design.
$28 / night · Cash onlyBeet Cuisine Package
Three daily beet-forward meals. Beet salad, pickled beets, beet wine, beet cake. All organic. All Schrute. You will develop a taste for it.
$12 / day · Non-negotiableFarm Work Experience
Roll up your sleeves. Beet harvesting builds character. Dwight may or may not supervise. Children charged double — they slow us down.
$0 · You pay us in labour— House Rules, as Posted by D.K. Schrute —
- Doors are locked at 9:00 PM. If you are outside, that is your problem, not mine.
- Do not touch the nunchucks displayed in the main parlour. They are functional. I know how to use them.
- Guests shall not comment on the beet smell. It is the smell of prosperity.
- The bear traps are clearly marked. Read the signs.
- Mose does not like strangers. Do not make prolonged eye contact with Mose.
- Refunds are for the weak. No refunds.